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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:10
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Almost all unmarried pregant women say that the fetus resembles the father, study finds - PsyPost
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Procter & Gamble to Cut 7,000 Jobs - WSJ
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Ipsum quo molestiae officiis qui voluptates sequi veniam qui.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Fat composition in ketogenic diet may influence outcomes in MS - Multiple Sclerosis News Today
Everyone loved it.
No go.
They put up a sign reading
4 things are making us sick, new MAHA documentary says. What the research says - CNN
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Will Ferrell Developing ‘Eurovision’ Movie Into Broadway Musical - The Hollywood Reporter
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Legion of 50 strong as Seahawks reveal Top 50 players in franchise history - Field Gulls
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Feds poised to approve SpaceX’s takeover of another military launch pad - Ars Technica
Still no good
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
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So they tried
Still no good.
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